Man already offended by imaginary criticism of him celebrating VE Day

by 24britishtvMay 8, 2024, 6 p.m. 24
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A man commemorating VE Day began the morning by being offended by a variety of imagined criticisms of his celebrations.

Derek Williams, a retired cabbage auditor from Strood, explained how various things were a ‘ruddy disgrace’ as he hung Union Jack bunting around his front garden.

“I don’t give a toss if the ‘woke elites’ think celebrating VE Day is racist, I’ll be doing it anyway and proudly,” he said.

“I expect the BBC’ll not bother to mention it, and instead spend the day going on about how terrible it is that Britain isn’t allowed to go along with the EU’s latest plan to allow homosexuals to bum each other in Regents Park because of ‘human rights.’

He went on to take issue with the ‘politically correct woke snowflake brigade’.

“Oh yes, I’m sure the politically correct woke snowflake brigade will be around shortly, telling me I shouldn’t have Union Jacks up because it will offend the Muslims. Well just for one day, it would be nice if the country didn’t just kowtow to the Muslims and stood up for its own heritage for once.

“They’ll try to put you in prison just for being happy to be British.

He then turned his ire to Tony Blair.

“I’m sure he’s there, up in his ivory tower, weeping about how Britain won the war over his beloved Europe and wishing Germany was in charge.

“Well, I’m sorry Mr Blair, but they will never be in charge. We won, they lost, get over it. Britain never, never, never shall be slaves.

“And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have my first VE Day wank into a Winston Churchill tea towel.

“Good Day, and God Save the King – if that’s not racist nowadays?

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